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A keyboard cousin of the mighty SP-1200, with 12-bit sampling and warm analog filters. Big, strange and ready to turn any sound into an instrument.
EVENROBOTSCRY · Vintage Hardware Sample LibrariesOriginal sample libraries made through real vintage electronic instruments. Every sound is created, experimented with, and recorded on original hardware — then shaped by hand into tools for producers.




THE ROBOTS ARE IMAGINARY.
THE MACHINES ARE REAL.
THE SOUNDS ARE REAL.
We don’t archive factory presets. We build new sounds through deep experimentation with the instruments that defined the early digital era — and the artistic value comes from the experimentation, not from copying what the machines shipped with.
The first EVENROBOTSCRY libraries are being built now. Each release will be a focused, hand-curated collection of original sounds — delivered as compact downloads (under 100 MB) ready to drop into your productions. No factory presets, no filler.
The first EVENROBOTSCRY libraries are being built now — original, hand-curated collections of sounds made on real vintage hardware. There’s nothing to browse or buy here yet. Releases will appear the moment they’re real, finished, and ready to download.
The first libraries are built on a core set of vintage hardware. These are the machines doing the work — each one is genuinely played, recorded, and shaped by hand, and the value comes from the experimentation and sound design, not from archiving factory presets.

A keyboard cousin of the mighty SP-1200, with 12-bit sampling and warm analog filters. Big, strange and ready to turn any sound into an instrument.

Ensoniq’s first product brought sampling to ordinary musicians. Eight-bit sampling, analog filters and just enough difficulty to make every sound feel earned.

A 12-bit sampler with punch in its heart. It helped shape classic hip-hop, house and electronic music—and still makes every drum feel important.

Akai’s first sampler makes sound-mangling a live performance. Move its sliders and one tiny recording becomes a loop, a rhythm or a beautiful mistake.

Hi-fi in 1986, beautifully lo-fi now. With a monitor, tablet and pencil, it can draw its own waveforms—then turn them into enormous bass.

Three crunchy 8-bit oscillators meet warm analog filters and an eight-track sequencer. Gritty, expressive and ready to turn one idea into a song.

Eight complete FM synthesizers inside one enormous rack. One note can become a choir of shimmer, thunder and impossible electric detail.
Every sound follows the same path — hands-on, hardware-first, and finished by ear.
Pick the instrument whose character fits the sound we want to chase.
Push the hardware, find its edges, and let happy accidents happen.
Capture the raw output at full quality, with its character intact.
Shape, layer, and process the recordings into usable instruments and loops.
Hand-pick the keepers and assemble them into a focused library.
Many EVENROBOTSCRY sounds are delivered in mono — with the hardware’s character fully intact. We don’t bake in a stereo field you can’t undo. The producer decides where each sound lives spatially.
Character intact · Spatial freedom yours
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